Grand Opening Mugs

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

"Shit! We forgot to get any animals!"

"Two?"

Woman has her arm cut off at opening ceremony

"I wish someone had told me those weren't for haircuts."

Grand Opening! I wish someone had told me those weren't for haircuts.

Hard Rock Cafe.

New Mall

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Painting taking root...

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Joe Biden

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Chekov play and scorecard,

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

No early morning tea past this landing

The new president to the rescue.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

The Battle of the Pictures.