Grand Opening Mugs

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

"Shit! We forgot to get any animals!"

"Two?"

Woman has her arm cut off at opening ceremony

"I wish someone had told me those weren't for haircuts."

New Mall

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

Painting taking root...

"Bravo!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Joe Biden

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Chekov play and scorecard,

The new president to the rescue.

No early morning tea past this landing

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

Rodins rotten juggler

The Battle of the Pictures.

Bravo!

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"