Grand Canyon Enthusiast T-Shirts

Neolithic tourists visit early Grand Canyon

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Billy. The Kid.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Bring your own inflatable.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Bike Rides

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Sport Utility Boot.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'