Grammar Teachers Pillows

"I enjoy cooking my pets and my family."

A Puppet Named Juan

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Children's Parties

Campaign for Plain English

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

I will study my speling words...

Thru versus Through Traffic

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Punctuation Police

A Copy Editor and His Dog

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'The Questioner'

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"Nuts to you, too."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.