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'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Queen of Quinoa

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Diver

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Sportswear Shop.

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'If you want to see your friends at the dairy, you're gonna have to go through me!'

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

'Cream?'

The Big Cheese

Cook complaining to milkman

Maraschino, Inc.

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."