Graffiti Gags Gifts

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hoodie Hang-out

Hadrian's Wall

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Romantic Graffiti

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Sick Rancher Humor

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

COVID Vaccine

Graffiti on guard's horse

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Big business is not evil

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Graffiti Forever!

BLESS YOU

From Here You Can See Bugger All

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

Graffitti.