Graffiti Art Mugs

Please (don't) feed Birds.

I'm going to stop putting things off-starting tomorrow.

"What a pro."

Question POLITICAL authority, NOT religious!

"Still a few bloody moderates around here."

Go Veggie...

The best antidote for being love-blind is marriage.

Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

Future robots can do all the things we put off until tomorrow.

There's no aftershave cologne that smells like success.

Shouldn't the hotline have a connection to dial-a-prayer?

This is the age of the train

Beat the blues - cheer up someone else.

Earth-no deposit-no return.

Did the Chinese invent junk mail?

Politicians never leave footprints in the sand of time - they're too busy erasing them.

Wine-makers are sipping rivalries.

Parson Brown lives!

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hadrian's Wall

Hoodie Hang-out

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Romantic Graffiti

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."