Graffiti Lovers Mugs

When dyslexic children turn into juvenile delinquents.

ASBOs

Youth caught tagging Stephensons rocket.

Bring back the cat.

'If you can't spell properly, how are you ever going to produce decent lav graffiti?'

Girls with great limbs never worry about their family tree.

Scribbling Rivalry.

If it weren't for successful H.S. dropouts, who'd hire the college graduate.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hadrian's Wall

Hoodie Hang-out

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Romantic Graffiti

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Sick Rancher Humor

COVID Vaccine

Graffiti on guard's horse

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Graffitti.

From Here You Can See Bugger All