Graffiti Enthusiast Mugs

Safety is something a lot of people learn by accident.

The Rise of the Vandals

'Won't it b e great when we're old enough to read?'

Retirement Graffiti

Oculist.

Graffiti Reads: Down with the kingStoopid KingKing Stinks. You and your literacy programs!

Save all your stock certificates - they may be worth something someday.

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

Cardiologists make heart-earned money.

A great investment today is the one you didn't make.

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Santa Sucks

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Don't pray for things you're not willing to work for.

"You'd better wash it off before Dad gets home!"

Kilroy was here first 1945...

The best way to make time pass slowly is to go on a diet.

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

How come a lot of virile men are too weak for indoor work?

Senior school graffiti higher up the wall than junior school.

'These are all from my 'sit in the corner' period.'

Be flamboyant-today living within your means is mucking-up the economy.

Cat scratches arcmchair but sees that other cat has done sophisticated graffiti.

'Those kids and their damn graffiti!'

'You're nothin' but a waste o' space, ya wee diddies!' 'Haw! It's wee diddies like us that's made this country what it is today!'

Never try to solve an economic problem with a political answer.

The only thing you need to know about money matters it that it matters.

A competitor goes into a revolving door behind you and comes out ahead.

Antisocial Behaviour

Hadrian's Wall

UK street artist Banksy puts his money where his graffiti is

Delinquent Maths Teachers...

COVID Vaccine