Graffiti Enthusiast Mugs

Safety is something a lot of people learn by accident.

The Rise of the Vandals

'Won't it b e great when we're old enough to read?'

Retirement Graffiti

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Oculist.

Graffiti Reads: Down with the kingStoopid KingKing Stinks. You and your literacy programs!

Save all your stock certificates - they may be worth something someday.

Hadrian's Wall

Cardiologists make heart-earned money.

A competitor goes into a revolving door behind you and comes out ahead.

"He practices mindlessness."

COVID Vaccine

Delinquent Maths Teachers...

UK street artist Banksy puts his money where his graffiti is

"Bring on The Wall, Donald!"

Santa Sucks

Antisocial Behaviour

Cat scratches arcmchair but sees that other cat has done sophisticated graffiti.

'Those kids and their damn graffiti!'

Graffiti on guard's horse

Be flamboyant-today living within your means is mucking-up the economy.

A great investment today is the one you didn't make.

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Kilroy was here first 1945...

Give a weed an inch and it'll take a yard.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Don't pray for things you're not willing to work for.

"You'd better wash it off before Dad gets home!"

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

The best way to make time pass slowly is to go on a diet.

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

How come a lot of virile men are too weak for indoor work?

Senior school graffiti higher up the wall than junior school.