Graduation From Self-defense Class Mugs

"Can I show you what I learned in self-defence school?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Builder's School

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Sabrage

Stun-gun target practice.

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

High Kick

'Call for back-up.'

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

Rubber Chicken First Aid Training

The Karate Master

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

Offensive and Defensive Dance Class

"Three years on a web design course and this is the result."

My dogs an obedience school honor student

Before There Was Pepper Spray

"How's the self defense classes going?"

Stun-gun target practice

Acting lessons.

Modern Self Defense