Graduation From Self-defense Class Mugs

"Can I show you what I learned in self-defence school?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Sabrage

Builder's School

Stun-gun target practice.

"All that money spent at the dog training school was well worth it."

High Kick

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

"Dang! This guy's good!"

Rubber Chicken First Aid Training

'Call for back-up.'

The Karate Master

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.

Hold on

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

"Three years on a web design course and this is the result."

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

Before There Was Pepper Spray

Offensive and Defensive Dance Class

Award ceremony for balloons

My dogs an obedience school honor student

"How's the self defense classes going?"

Modern Self Defense

Stun-gun target practice

Spy School The instructor kicked me out for failing the quiz on handling secret information. You've been declassified!