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'Now the deeply-troubled expression, stroke your chin...good...'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Guitarist

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Theorbo

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dancing Doctor

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Dog forced to return bone

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'What's holding him up?'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Eureka!

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

"Gross."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

En garde!

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'