Graduation From Music School T-Shirts

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

Mozart with a violin case.

Piano eight hands.

Cellist

The Moonlight Sonata

Theorbo

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Reach for the Star.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Eternal Student.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."