Graduation Day Dreamer Mugs

Clothes Make the man...

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

Exam

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......'

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

'Today in school we learned there's no free lunch. It's called making up snow days.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

English major will work for food.

Ticking the right boxes.

Graduate Job Openings

"It is my wish that this be the most educated country in the world, and toward that end I hereby ordain that each and everyone of my people be given a diploma."