Graduate Dreams Mugs

The Graduate

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Exam

Good Luck!

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Good Luck!

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Good Luck with your finals.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Does my head look big in this?'

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Good luck in your A Levels.

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

Student Debt