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The Graduate

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

Exam

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Good Luck!

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Good Luck with your finals.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Good luck in your A Levels.

Hear me, Graduates!

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."