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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Exam

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Good luck in your A Levels.

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.