Graduation Ceremony Goer Mugs

'Raining? Naw. I was running through a sprinkler.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'You have failed on all counts...'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Day one, post grad

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

DACA

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"That's the problem today. Everyone expects the same old standardized answers."

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."