Graduating With A Ph.d T-Shirts

'Actually, I'm a doctor in the Ph.D sense of the word. Why do you ask?'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Scientists are sexy

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'Idealist'

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

math faculty

"I totally meant to do that."

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

Macroscope

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

PhD

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

"A Ph.D. in physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Textbook."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.