Graduating Nursing School Gifts

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

'I just need you to make notes on the chart, so that I know the patient is breathing and all.'

Lady examines book genre 'Stuff they never taught you in nursing school.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Surfing the daily stress

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.