Graduation From Nursing School Gifts

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"...Should nurses wages be forgot..."

Florence Nightingale.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Reach for the Star.

Eternal Student.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The adoration of the gels.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Woman carries the world.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Make a lot of money."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'