Graduating Medical School Pillows

Dog forced to return bone

"You'll be discharged quickly after surgery and placed in our mobile recovery unit: a taxi home."

"...and how long have you had no feeling in your left foot?"

'I told you he wouldn't waste any time starting his practice.'

Urgent Care/Walk It Off

"Over here, by the whatchanacalalit...somebody get the anatomy book."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"I understand memorizing sexually explicit mnemonics in college...but we don't say them in front of patients!"

"This is a teaching hospital."

'Let's see now...'

Surgery Instruction Book.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'He earned his way through medical school working in a pizzeria!'

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

It's not catching, is it? - The doctor hates to catch things.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'Sponge diving, Bob?'

"Let the healing begin!"

"Hey, how come no diplomas?" "Oh, I'm self-taught."

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'You really love medical college, eh?' (body parts tattooed on man's torso).

Family doctor.

'Antibodies on the Go - An I-Can-Read Medical Book'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Where did you say the new anaesthetist trained?'

Anatomy.

Health Care is in Trouble

"Should medical students be asked their political opinions?"

"I'm impressed you looked up your symptoms on the Internet. Did you also, by any chance, spent 12 years studying and another 20 practising before arriving are your diagnosis?"

"Well it's not so much an ITCH, more a slight irritation, what could it be?"

"I'll swop you my liver for one of your kidneys."

Little Urologist

Teste, Vaccine, Pour Liberte