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"I'm pretty sure it's not against your religion to conjugate a verb."

Big Bang Theory.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"This is what's known as a book."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

School holidays

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."