Graduating Language Class Prints

"I'm pretty sure it's not against your religion to conjugate a verb."

Big Bang Theory.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

School holidays

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.