Grade Groucher Pillows

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Examiners.

"Report card."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."