Grad Student Pillows

I merely wanted to read books.

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

In too deep

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Make a lot of money."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Good Luck!

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Good Luck with your finals.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Does my head look big in this?'

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Hear me, Graduates!