Grad School Graduates Pillows

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Big Bang Theory.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Make a lot of money."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Good Luck!

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"This is what's known as a book."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Good Luck!