Grad Student Mugs

I merely wanted to read books.

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

In too deep

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Make a lot of money."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)

Good Luck!

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Good Luck with your finals.

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Does my head look big in this?'

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Student Debt