Grad School Grad Mugs

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Big Bang Theory.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Make a lot of money."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Good Luck!

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'