Grad School Grad T-Shirts

'According to your resume, you graduated Grad school.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Big Bang Theory.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Make a lot of money."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"This is what's known as a book."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Good Luck!