Graduate Student T-Shirts

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'A PhD in baton passing goes to...'

Summa Cum Laude Graduate. Overqualified for every job I applied for.

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know."

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'Ann, you're the best graduate student I have, so I'm going to blame some faulty research on you.'

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Eternal Student.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Guitarist