Gown Groupie Pillows

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Internet Cafe.

Justice 4 Ron

Purple dress

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Canada Goose

Nick Cave.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

ABBA

Medical school graduation gowns.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"You're dragging the beat."

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

Athena

Cinema nasties

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

Victoria Beckham

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Eric Clapton

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."