Governors Gifts

Sign beside a road saying "Entering New York State - Mario Cuomo, Still Governor".

Trouble

'A nuclear weapons program? -- Shouldn't we get plumbing first?'

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

Jerry Brown.

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"With great power comes great reward."

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Which One is Pulling Out?

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

William Bentinck

Barack Skywalker

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

What comes after a trillion

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'

"Total authority"