Governor Gifts

Schwarzenegger at the California Treasury.

"Thank you, Governor - we'll take it from here."

'Are those magic beans?'

Jerry Brown.

Blagojevich Used Cars.

Governor Walker on the phone.

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

"I understand there's a lot of this going on these days..."

Kevin Stitt

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Palin and Pawlenty.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Granted, I could have read your body of work to find out you specialize in dirty limericks before appointing you state poet laureate."

Pay Per ViewPay Per OpPay to Play.

"More federal aid for lazy, shiftless renters. . . ? No thanks!!"

Greg Abbott caricature

Mask Mandate

Gov. Ricketts

"Every time I shave it off, it grows right back."

Red State Governors

New Puerto Rico Governor

Impatient with the process of prorogation, Stephen Harper elects to govern the country from the convenience of his car.

"I've given no though to being vice-president, I'm concentrating on being Govenor of the great state of Minnesota."

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

'The governor has a few questions to ask you about last night's mass escape.'

Mind Narrows road sign.

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

Mitt Romney

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Schwarzenegger says, '' Hasta la vista!'' to Democrats

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

'It's difficult transitioning from campaigning to governing...so we're getting rid of governing.'

'Governor's Pardon is on the way, Bob. Hang in there.'

"It would appear that the fraudster you released last week should have been his cell mate!"