Governor Gifts

Schwarzenegger at the California Treasury.

"Thank you, Governor - we'll take it from here."

Jerry Brown.

'Are those magic beans?'

Blagojevich Used Cars.

Governor Walker on the phone.

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

"I understand there's a lot of this going on these days..."

Palin and Pawlenty.

Impatient with the process of prorogation, Stephen Harper elects to govern the country from the convenience of his car.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I've given no though to being vice-president, I'm concentrating on being Govenor of the great state of Minnesota."

'The governor has a few questions to ask you about last night's mass escape.'

Mind Narrows road sign.

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

Mitt Romney

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Schwarzenegger says, '' Hasta la vista!'' to Democrats

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

'It's difficult transitioning from campaigning to governing...so we're getting rid of governing.'

'Governor's Pardon is on the way, Bob. Hang in there.'

"It would appear that the fraudster you released last week should have been his cell mate!"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Granted, I could have read your body of work to find out you specialize in dirty limericks before appointing you state poet laureate."

Kevin Stitt

"More federal aid for lazy, shiftless renters. . . ? No thanks!!"

Greg Abbott caricature

Mask Mandate

Gov. Ricketts

"Every time I shave it off, it grows right back."

Red State Governors

New Puerto Rico Governor

"How do you feel about the latest polls picking you as the next Republican presidential candidate?"

"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?"