Governor-general Fan Prints

On Stephen Harper's answering machine..Michaelle calls.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

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"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Lady Justice.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Jerry Brown.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?"

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

'Have you noticed how similar Clegg and Cameron look?'=

'Governor's Pardon is on the way, Bob. Hang in there.'

"No more stress!"

Mind Narrows road sign.

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

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Bye, bye Andrew

'Glad you could make it, G,B - pull up a bean bag chair,'

Everyone in Health Service working together.

'Are those magic beans?'