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On Stephen Harper's answering machine..Michaelle calls.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

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'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Lady Justice.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Jerry Brown.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?"

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Bye, bye Andrew

"No more stress!"

Jerry Brown's Veto

'Have you noticed how similar Clegg and Cameron look?'=

'Governor's Pardon is on the way, Bob. Hang in there.'

Mind Narrows road sign.

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

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"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'Glad you could make it, G,B - pull up a bean bag chair,'

'Are those magic beans?'