Coalition Government Fan Prints

'Have you noticed how similar Clegg and Cameron look?'=

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

Eureka

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

The real reason for the pyramids.

Yesh Atid

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Can I Come In Soon?'

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

"A non-gorenment organization? There is such a thing?"

Jerry Brown's Veto

"No more stress!"

The Day They Invented Papyrus

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

Everyone in Health Service working together.

Seems Like Everyone is Running for the 2020 Democratic Presidential Nomination

"Hey, knock it off. We need those!"

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

Jim Flaherty's bonbons: The new fiscal reality will be a hard one to swallow.