Policy Fan Prints

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Harry S. Truman

Think Tank

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

social services cuts

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Backstabber Express: Trump

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Trickledown economics

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Surge Plans.

The Department of Lessons Learned...

NHS recruitment.

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Anti-immigrant discourse

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

Corporate policy is that this company is now paperless. Please use hand.

End of the US blockade of Cuba

'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'

'I'd rather be right than President, but I don't insist on it.'

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

Benefit of the doubt.