Government Skepticism T-Shirts

Little Taxes.

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

I.T. Fear

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

US Capitol Building Toppled

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

social services cuts

The Emperor's New Clothes

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'