Government Skepticism Mugs

Little Taxes.

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Government a la Carte

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

I.T. Fear

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

The Emperor's New Clothes

social services cuts

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

Turnkey Totalitarianism

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'