Government Project Analyst Gifts

Alternative Funding for Jerry's Train

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Budget

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"We've been cancelled."

Data From a Truck

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.