Government Gadgeteer T-Shirts

"The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Digital Fomo!

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Very Presidential."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Best System in the World

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Welcome back students.

Mice in the Commons

Impeachment Wave

'Okay, where's Obama?'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Planet Of The Apps.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Better Living Through Technology

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

'I would like to forward a motion to end this ceaseless bleating of idiots.'

"I am fully functional again!"

Obama builds own gallows.

'Put your backs into it, you people - I can't do this all by my ownself.'

When Your First Term Is Going to Be Your Last

Partisan Politics

RE-Elect Krupt. Like a talking bird, he just keeps repeating the same thing over and over. He's a "polly-tician"!

House of Lords reform - 'It needs reforming into a chamber of people who agree with me.'