Government Debater Gifts

A basic guide to Liberal Party factions

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Gun laws US

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Changing Minds

"Now that's a win."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...