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Torture Keeps Us Safe

Angela Merkel

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

US Capitol Building Toppled

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

social services cuts

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

The Emperor's New Clothes

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Facelook

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

King Trump