Government Communication Buff Mugs

"Thank you for calling the White House. We’re busy right now, but hang in there..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'Let us pray...'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Best System in the World

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

"Again, you may exercise your right to remain silent, but it's going to work against you since this is a job interview."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

The Horn of Unanswered Email

Complaints departement for men and women.

"That's his answer to everything!"

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"

"I need a more interactive you."

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

"You can't say that to a customer!"

Mice in the Commons

Impeachment Wave

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

'You know, she's right. It wouldn't kill you to do a little gathering every now and then.'

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?