Gourmet Style Guru Pillows

"I don't care if you're a food critic - you're not combing back in my restaurant wearing only a sash."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Counting ribs

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Absolutely not!"

French wine

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"