Gourmet Rule Breakers Gifts

Gourmet food section: shoppers must wear coat & tie.

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'Mine was stone cold.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

Good news! We determined the hair in your vegan soup is from the chef's fake fur coat!

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

"You're going to fit right in here at the firm."

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

A vampire about to use mayonnaise on his new victim.

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

'I found a loophole in my diet rules.'

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

In the Steinberg fridge, this romance just wasn't meant to be.

'...Forbidden foods are only allowed when cheating...'

'No, your girlfriend can't stay over for the night!'

Skeleton staff. No food to be consumed on these premises.

ICE CREAM 137 FLAVORS, 'If you just want plain ice cream, sir, you'll have to sign a vanilla waiver.'

'I hope you're not thinking of smoking that thing in here!?'

No Hoodies

"Well, if it's not a Mirage, we're lost, in the Dessert!"