Gourmet Rule Breakers Prints

Gourmet food section: shoppers must wear coat & tie.

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'Mine was stone cold.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

"You're going to fit right in here at the firm."

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

'I found a loophole in my diet rules.'

"Hey girl, why the clown suit?"

A vampire about to use mayonnaise on his new victim.

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

In the Steinberg fridge, this romance just wasn't meant to be.

'...Forbidden foods are only allowed when cheating...'

Skeleton staff. No food to be consumed on these premises.

ICE CREAM 137 FLAVORS, 'If you just want plain ice cream, sir, you'll have to sign a vanilla waiver.'

'No, your girlfriend can't stay over for the night!'

"Well, if it's not a Mirage, we're lost, in the Dessert!"

"Seriously? Like there really are fashion police?"

No Hoodies

No 3-Pronged Forks