Gourmet Purist Pillows

Add a touch of humor and gourmet flair to their home with pillows that celebrate their love for pure ingredients and culinary artistry, making their space as authentic as their palate.

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"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub." mockup

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

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"I was with you right up to the cumin." mockup

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

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"You're the lid to my pot."

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'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.' mockup

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

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"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much." mockup

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

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"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'." mockup

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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"An everything Martini, please."

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Grandma's caf

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'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

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'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!' mockup

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

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"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water." mockup

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

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"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?" mockup

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

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'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.' mockup

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

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Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey. mockup

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

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"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?" mockup

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

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Haute Chinese

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"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

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"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq." mockup

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

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"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating." mockup

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

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"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

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Join me for dinner?

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Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant. mockup

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

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Avocado Timeline

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Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'. mockup

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

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"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!" mockup

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

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'Good thing you ordered a double portion.'

'Good thing you ordered a double portion.' mockup

'Good thing you ordered a double portion.'

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Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

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'Pass the grey stuff.'

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Cut out and keep your own Chef

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"You see, I don't believe in eating fast. I believe in savoring. I....hey, stop looking at my food!"

"You see, I don't believe in eating fast. I believe in savoring. I....hey, stop looking at my food!" mockup

"You see, I don't believe in eating fast. I believe in savoring. I....hey, stop looking at my food!"

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'There was sizzle but no steak.'

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'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?' mockup

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

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"Sorry about the delay, sir. The manager is interviewing chefs at this very moment."

"Sorry about the delay, sir. The manager is interviewing chefs at this very moment." mockup

"Sorry about the delay, sir. The manager is interviewing chefs at this very moment."

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"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!" mockup

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

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Gourmet Purist Pillows Collection

Gourmet Purist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for the gourmet purist—witty, charming, and perfect for their coffee breaks.

Gourmet Purist Prints

Browse our prints that honor the gourmet purist’s dedication to authentic ingredients and culinary mastery—beautiful wall art for food lovers.

Gourmet Purist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for the gourmet purist—stylish designs that celebrate their love for authentic flavors and culinary craftsmanship.