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"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The wonderful world of cheese.

La Table

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Needs salt!'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

French wine

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Too much cilantro

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

To do before Saturday...

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'