"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."
Gourmand On The Go Mugs
Kickstart their day with a playful mug that celebrates their culinary wanderlust. Perfect for coffee lovers and foodies on the move, these mugs add a dash of humor and style to their kitchen routine.
"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."
Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.
"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."
"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."
'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'
"Fresh pepper?"
Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner
S. S. All You Can Eat
All You Can Tweet Restaurant.
Hot dog.
'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'
Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.
"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."
'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'
'Sorry I'll have to hurry the working breakfast, I due at a business lunch.'
"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."
"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."
"What do you fancy for breakie?"
'What can you whip up real quick? We're eating on the run today.'
Flight of the bumblebee.
"I think we need one that shows the oldest food in the country."
'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'
'Could you please bring Marco Polo a fork.'
"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."
The prison-food was so bad, the inmates decided to smuggle in a cordon bleu chef!
Giant squid attacks ship. Pirate asks: 'Who ordered the calamari?'
'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'
"May I suggest a wine and a filter setting?"
Welcome to my banquet, everybody! You'll find the China in my Far East and there's a New Dehli over in India. You'll then find Chile in South America and Turkey over by the Mediterranean. And do I see the gravy next to Turkey? No, that's just Greece. Ugh! I think I'm losing my appetite. In that case, go over to Eastern Europe and you'll get Hungary.
Mexican Food. Order here. Menu. It's hard to believe you have a nervous stomach --- It looks like it's big enough to be unafraid of everything!
'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'
Too much on my plate
"I don't have time for breakfast..."
Authentic Street Food!
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