Gothic Tale Enthusiast Mugs

"This is the last time I stay at the Bed & Breakfast of a Poe enthusiast."

"I'm sorry Dr. Jekyll, but you look nothing like your passport photo..."

"No, he doesn't have a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde personality. He has a Mr. Hyde and Mr. Hyde personality!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Out To Lurch

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The lonely figure

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Bram Stoker

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Edgar Allan Poe

"Never think outside the box!"

Edgar Allan Poe